some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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