When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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