His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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