i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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