I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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