i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
