the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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