Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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