you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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