What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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