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• (509): View more from Washington

  She's JV to your varsity

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here

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• (626): View more from California

  I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.

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• (310): View more from California

  Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?

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  23 Struggles Kids These Days Will Never Know

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• (516): View more from New York

  sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day

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• (212): View more from New York

  No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.

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