Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(740): View more from Ohio

He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.

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(913): View more from Kansas

The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.

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(941): View more from Florida

CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies

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(812): View more from Indiana

Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.

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(562): View more from California

The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.

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