there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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