White coat. Heels.
"it" just moved
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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