oh god the rape fog is back!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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