Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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