wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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