That's intense
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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