You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I still have a little drunk in my system
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Randomize
