dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I want her autograph on my taint
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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