I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just come out here and I will go home with you...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize
