She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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