The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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