I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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