This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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