Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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