did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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