problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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