I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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