question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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