yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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