sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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