I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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