I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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