her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I need a beard to bite.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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