I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So much Jack, so little girl.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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