Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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