Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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