he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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