Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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