So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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