I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
