told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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