did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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