the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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