I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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