Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
