what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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