My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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