Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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