How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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