Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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