I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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