Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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