I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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