The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Someone signed my nipple.
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