i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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