You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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