he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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