Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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