She's JV to your varsity
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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