we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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