it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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