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Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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