i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Randomize
